DIRECT FROM BAND
$7 (unlimited)
Digital download of What Happens in Key West.
$10 (unlimited)
CD
$50 (unlimted)
Signed CD set; Signed T-shirt; and a "'Thank you' phone call from Dennis
and Dan for buying What Happens in Key West. You can tell him
what you like about the record that you purchased, or what you thought
sucked.
"You can ask
whatever you want, like, 'Is FantasyFest really that weird?' or 'What
was Kiss like in the 70’s?' or ' It' s your five minutes to yack it up.
Talk about whatever you want."
$250 (limited edition of 25) 5 left
Signed CD and digital download; signed T-shirt; signed drum head by
Marty; and "go on a Party cruise boat in Sarasota Bay with Dan
performing…. Or be guest of honor at Dennis & Kim performance."
$500 (limited edition of fifteen) 7 left
Signed CD and digital download; signed T-shirt; signed drum head by
Marty; and "go on a lunch date with Dan Marina Jack’s in Sarasota OR
Dennis & Kim at Pete and Shorty’s in Clearwater (we buy)."
$1,000 (limited edition of ten) 4 left
Signed CD and digital download; signed T-shirt; signed drum head by
Marty; Kim "washes your car” OR Dennis “doe s your laundry” OR Dan ...
plus have dinner with Dennis, Dan, and Marty at The Schooner Wharf in
Key West "get loopy and make rude noises in the parking lot of (filmed
and posted on YouTube, of course)." You get to play/ride the2009
Fantasyfest float or walk beside it throwing beads. October 31st,
2009.
$2,500 (limited
edition of seven) 4 left
Signed CD and digital download; "get a private guitar lesson from Dan,
or for you non musicians, have him give you a back and foot massage
(couples welcome);" "pick any member of the Tapwater Conchs (subject to
availability) to accompany you and your partner to Disneyworld for the
day. Our treat." ; "take three items of your choice out of Kim’s closet
(first come, first serve);" " (after hitting the strip club with
Dennis)."
$5,000 (limited edition of five) 3 left
Signed CD and digital download; signed T-shirt; "Dan and Dennis write a
song about you and make it available on iTunes. The song becomes YOUR
property. "co-direct a video AT Fantasyfest 2009 for the song about you
and throw it up on the YouTube;" Signed electric guitar. You get to
play/ride the2009 Fantasyfest float or walk beside it throwing beads.
October 31st, 2009.
$10,000 (limited edition of one) 1 left
Signed CD and digi tal download; Signed T-shirt; signed electric guitar,
Dennis gives you a private songwriting lesson OR his and hers foot/back
massage (couples welcome, discreet parking);"
Dan and Dennis
write a song about you and make it available on iTunes. The song
becomes YOUR property. "co-direct a video AT Fantasyfest 2009 for the
song about you and throw it up on the YouTube;" Signed electric guitar.
You get to play/ride the2009 Fantasyfest float or walk beside it
throwing beads. October 31st, 2009.
"Dan and Dennis take you and a guest to Key West for the weekend and hit
the town It's all yours... take it. Just drop him off on your way home,
though, please."
$20,000 (limited edition of one) Key West Tours 1 left
Signed CD and digital download; Signed T-shirt; signed electric guitar;
5 drum lessons from Marty, 5 voice lessons from Kim. Dan and Dennis take
you miniature golfing and then drop you off on the side of the freeway
(all filmed and posted on YouTube).
Dan and Dennis
write a song about you and make it available on iTunes. The song
becomes YOUR property. "co-direct a video AT Fantasyfest 2009 for the
song about you and throw it up on th e YouTube;" Signed electric guitar.
You get to play/ride the2009 Fantasyfest float or walk beside it
throwing beads. October 31st, 2009.
"Magician Frank
Everhart gives you a tour of Key West. See Jimmy Buffet’s first living
space, visit The SkyConch lounge where “What Happens in Key West was
written. Get a copy of the unpublished Kim “short-short mini dress pics,
OR Marty short-short Locomotion engineer cutoffs pic. See the liquor
store he got busted at using a fake ID when he was 17 (it was Dave from
the Vandals' old ID). Go check out Snoop Dogg's high school. For an
extra 50 bucks see where Captain Tony hit on Kim. For another $25 he'll
show ya where Crazy Joe (one of the 2 “northern Bred upstanding buddies)
fell flat on his face during Fantasyfest 2005 and helped inspire “I’ll
Stay Sober ‘til October”. Get your picture taken with the lovely
Evalena, owner of the Schooner Wharf.
"Spend the day
aboard the Seebago and take the 'Ghosts And Key West' tour at night;
Dennis and Dan write two songs about you and both=2 0are made available
on iTunes and appear on their next record (you can sing back up on 'em,
clap, play thecowbell, whatever); Marty drum lesson OR foot and back
massage (once again… couples welcome and d iscreet parking available);
pick any three items out of Josh's closet."
$75,000 (limited edition of one) Key West Tours 1 left
Signed CD digital download; signed T-shirt; Be “Conch of Honor” for 3
days of Fantasyfest. Accommodations provided. Be apart of the band, no
musical skill required. Rooms provided; "Tapwater Conchs write, record
and release a five-song EP about you and your life story; signed
electric guitar. Using a driver, do shots and cruise Key West for those
3 Fantasyfest days.
"Dan and Dennis
will join your band for 2 weeks... play shows, record, party with
groupies, etc.; if you don't have a band they'll be your personal
assistant for a month (four-day work weeks, 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.).
"Take a limo down
to Key West and they'll show you how it's done (what that means exactly
we can't legally get into here). Dennis, Dan, Kim, & Marty will meet
your parents.
"Magician Frank
Everhart gives you a tour of Key West. He will create and teach you your
very own magic trick, that from then on will be called “The (insert your
name…routine”). The See Jimmy Buffet’s first living space, visit The
SkyConch lounge where20“What Happens in Key West was written. Help sing
at least one song at The Schooner Wharf, liquor store he got busted at
using a fake ID when he was 17 (it was Dave from the Vandals' old ID).
Go check out Snoop Dogg's high school. For an extra 50 bucks see where
Captain Tony hit on Kim. For another $25 he'll show ya where Eric from
NOFX and Brooks from Bad Religion get their hair cut.
"Spend the day
aboard the Seebago and take the 'Ghosts And Key West' tour at night;
help re enact the stories if you wish. Dennis and Dan write two songs
about you and both are made available on iTunes and appear on their next
record (you can sing back up on 'em, clap, play thecowbell, whatever);
5 Marty drum lessons OR foot and back massage (once again… couples
welcome and discreet parking available); pick any three items out of
Kim's closet."
Get your picture
taken with the lovely Evalena, owner of the Schooner Wharf.
